Thursday, July 24, 2008

Google Me

Go to Google and search the phrase.

Please include the double quotation marks “…”

Tag friends.

Please use your REAL 1st name.

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense. Example: "Ayu needs"

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search: "Ayu needs”
A: "Ayu needs someone tall to compensate for her height, I guess.." (Ceh!! Sungguh terase..)

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search: “Ayu looks like”
A: "Ayu looks like a kid" (Haha.. ceh!!)

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search: “Ayu says”
A: "Ayu says the day the dream ends is like the snow melting under the spring sun" (Uh, Ayu being poetic, huh?)

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search: “Ayu wants”
A: "Ayu wants a green light saber: It symbolizes Luke Skywalker being a complete Jedi. And a complete friend Ayu is" (Hahah.. tak penah mimpi pun nak light saber.. Adi mungkin, klau Ayu nak pun sebab nak bg kat Adi hehe.. )

Q: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search: “Ayu does”
A: "Ayu does not need a freaking ladder to kiss Yuichii" (Cisss, another 'comment' on my ketotness!)

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search: “Ayu hates”
A: "Ayu hates high places, what's with her..." (Oitt.. oitttt.. I DON'T hate high places.. just because I'm ketot doesn't mean I hate anything 'high'!!)

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search: “Ayu asks”
A: "Ayu asks where on Earth she heard that, and denies the Asakusa outing was a real date" ('Ayu' here must be a cartoon character ke ape ke.. sbb Ayu tak penah dating ngan org name Asakusa pun :p)

Q: Type in “[your name] goes” in Google search: “Ana goes”
A: "Ayu goes half deaf." (Waaaa.. tidaaaakk! Mintak simpang!!!)

Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search: “Ayu likes”
A: "Of course there's a boy that Ayu likes, Kaji." (Nope! Name dia bukan Kaji ahahahah.. :p)

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search: “Ana eats”
A: "Ayu eats the chocoball and... turns into a boy! Ayu wanted to be able to be better at sports, and like this, she is!" (Uhhh.. gile! Takmo jadik boy..)

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search: “Ayu wears”
A: "Nah, I don't think Ayu wears too much makeup..." (Haha, mane la reti pakai makeup² niiiii..)

Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search: “Ana was arrested for”
A: "Last year, a transsexual named Ayu was arrested for just chatting with a friend at a bus stop, then was seriously beaten by religious authorities" (Cett.. ade ke gune name Ayu! Uhhhh.. marah niii!!)

Q: Persons Ayu wanna tag; (not from Google)
A: Hahah.. couldn't resist la this tag. Malam semalam dah buat dah and tergelak² bace Ana punye.. So I'm gonna tag the usual suspects la.. Sentot, Soraya, Dr Ina, Dr Dzul, Ayeen, Pojie, Amer, Jida and semua yang bace.. C'mon la.. be a good sport and do it. I found it highly entertaining last night heheh..

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