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Friday, March 05, 2010

Pang kang!!

Adoi laaa.. pagi² dah rase 'panas'! I just like to say here, this is MY BLOG! Suke hati sy la nak cerite ape pun kat sini, its not as if I'm doing anything wrong.. or am I? Just please note, sometimes when I whine about things, I don't really write about the whole experience 100% in this blog. Maybe sbb sy tak cerita penuh, people think I over-react and I'd like to say that I don't care what people think, but I DO. And it upsets me when this happens..

Okay, enough of that!

Actually, ade bende nak share. Dah lame dah but I was a bit too bz then smlm jadik lagi so I can't help laughing (and loving) my students. This is just to remind me, and everyone else, I'M NOT A STUDENT-HATER!

Most of my students describe me as 'cikgu yg tak pernah marah' and believe me, I'm actually quite garang. Seriously! Mmg garang, ok.. I especially get annoyed when I teach every little step in front, then ade yg bersembang and when the time comes for their exercise, they claim, "Cikgu tak ajaq puuuuunnn" padehal contoh sy tak padam lagi kat white board tu. Mmg sy akan sgt garang time tu, marah and tinggi suare.. tu pun diorg ckp sy tak pernah marah? Sgt konpius hahah..

Anyway, this happened again last week and the same boy jugak yang buat hal. Sy mule la hot and mule la marah dia, showing the examples I had already done yg dia tak dgr coz he was busy bukak kedai kopi at the back. Then boleh pulak tu menjawab, cikgu ajar bdk perempuan je la ape laaa.. It happened without planned and I was shocked at myself at first. I had looked at him in the eye and said..

"Menjawab lagi.. pang kang!" (Muke very garang here okay, to emphasize the 'pang')

Okay, before I continue. You guys DO KNOW what I meant by PANG KANG, right? 'Pang' being the sound of a slap (usually said out loud accompanied by a flick of my hand).. and 'kang' shortened from the word 'karang' (later)..

At first, I was suprised I even said that to my form 2 student. I was ashamed and felt like apologizing to him until..

The class started laughing!

Huh?

Upenye they thought the 'pang kang' as hilarious.. ceh! They didn't understand what I meant by it (Adoiii, sabo je le..) Sampai ke abis kelas la Ainina and Naziha dok berlakon sebut 'pang kang' sambil gelak².. ade jugak lakonan cubaan sebut 'pang kang' dgn garan by Ainina yg just akak buat Naziha tergelak tak berenti.. ciss!

Then yesterday mase kelas, sekali lagi the same boy dok bersembang and I started to reprimand him when Naziha and Ainina sebut simultaneously, "PANG KANG"

Cehh.. tak jadi sy nak marah hehe..

P/S
I actually told them that 'ayat pang kang tu korg patut gerun tau' which just made them laugh even harder.. adoi laaaa!

8 comments:

ili balqis said...

haha kak ayu...
best2....akak ngajar kat sek mana?

MiszNurulhuda said...

ahahaha... pang kang kak ayu tue pang kang versi manje tue yg depa x takut tue..
eh jap lupa plak.. ade yg komen xpuas ati ke kat kak ayu tulis kat lam blog?? tah pape tah.. blog sendiri suka atila kan nak tulis pe btul x?? kalo xsuka sape suh bace kan.. semak jek..

IrNiS said...

hahaha, kesian ayu jadi bahan lawak pulak kat budak2 tu. pelik jugak depa tak paham perkataan pang kang, rasanye it is very familiar.

ili balqis said...

hehehe betul2 tu macam kak irnis cakap.. pelik gak dorang tak paham pang kang tu apa..

Drama Mama said...

ayu...u should do plastic surgery kasik muka tu nampak matured n garang sikit then only budak2 tu takut kott...hahahahaha

Ayu Ikhwani said...

Ili: Akak tak ngajar kat skolah la, ngajar kat tuition jek =p

Dgon: Hahah, ade ke 'pang kang' versi manje hahah.. alaa, mase tu tgh emosi.. biase la, stgh org tak paham nape perempuan tak suke laki buat camtu kat dia.. and kdg diorg tak paham, perempuan takkan cerita penuh pasal bende ni sbb malu kan so diorg rase cam kite over-react je..

Irnis, Ili & Bai: Hahaha.. tu la kan, 'pang kang' tu mcm biase je.. tu yg at first tu I was like 'Ape sy dah buat ni?' mcm threaten student kan sy? Tp bile diorg gelak, sy plak konpius hahahaha.. Mengong, penat je buat cubaan menjadi garang.. and penat je takut bdk ni kecik ati hahahaha

Papakeechee said...

hahaha!!! funny!!! some ppl are just born looking nice a.k.a not garang no matter how hard u try ... dont waste your energy in scolding la ... do what I do ... tak puas hati ... TOLAK SATU MARKAH!!!! and keep "tolak"ing marks till they know u mean business ... huhuhu ... good luck ^_^

Ayu Ikhwani said...

kak Rina: Can't actually tolak any markah since I'm not giving out any hehe.. but will try other measures to be more garang in the future :D